Cam Newton, Where is Your Dab God Now?

via Twitter (@BettyMWhite)

San Francisco, CA- The Denver Broncos won the Super Bowl last night, defeating the Carolina Panthers 24-10, after a very defense dominated game. But rather than game analysis, we just want to focus on one thing: the failure of the dab. When Cam Newton needed the powers of the dab, they abandoned him. The dab was the bread and butter of the Panthers' winning ways, symbolizing the team's dominance (they had a 15-1 regular season record), acting as a source of power. People believed in the dab. The dab was sacred. Basketball players, soccer players, fucking Betty White (pictured above) all worshipped the holy dab, and yet when it really counted, the dab failed to show up. Newton's late fumble and subsequent Broncos recovery evidenced that his Dab God had shirk its responsibilities of protecting his faithful dab servant. Maybe believing in the dab was a mistake. Now we're the fools. Let's see if Cam returns to his dabbing ways next season, or if he has been so disillusioned with his holy sovereign that he begins some new ritual, one that actually delivers when the chips are down.

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