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Kanye West, Attorney At Law

  • Feb 10, 2016
  • 2 min read

Kanye checking the fallout from Butthole-Gate.

via Bobby Bank/wireimage.com

Twitter- Kanye West has often acted as a lightning rod for society, between multiple stage crashes, saying he's the best rapper/rockstar/human/god around, and most recently his Twitter actions. Earlier this month, Kanye and Wiz Khalifa got into a spat over the new name for Kanye's upcoming album, Waves. What started as a feud over the name of an album somehow ended with Kanye publicly tweeting that he doesn't let women put their fingers up his butthole. Let's just digest that. An award winning, millionaire musician had to go on Twitter to clarify that he does not, as a policy, allow women to put their fingers up his butthole. Do you ever think Mozart or Bach or any of The Beatles had to make a public statement so ridiculous? We'll tell you they didn't because none of them leading the wild, oft-mind boggling life of Kanye West. However, Kanye's Twitter craziness didn't end with Butthole-Gate. Yesterday afternoon, the rapper took to Twitter and with three simple words made everyone pretty uncomfortable, arguably more uncomfortable than when we learned that Kanye at one point may have had a finger up his butt. Ye tweeted "BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!" out of fucking nowhere, which at this point is somewhat predictable. Kanye's been saying bonkers things his whole life, and this just adds to the already lengthy canon of one-off Kanye quotes. Bill might want to recruit Kanye for his legal team. Kanye would bring a certain wild-card attitude to the courtroom, enough to throw off any prosecutor. Just mic up Ye Guevara and let him loose in that courtroom and Bill will be walking free in no time.

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