New Hampshire (and Jim Gilmore) Burns

The Granite State- The grounds of New Hampshire are scorched (probably because Donald Trump's hair got too close to some kindling). It's the day after the New Hampshire primaries, which saw the victories of the Brooklyn Boyz (i.e. Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders). Both Trump and Sanders won by comfortable margins over their opponents, though Trump did have to defend against the entire cast of Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight, while Bernie had only had to defend against Hillary Clinton (read: a Dragon Ball Z Android). The best part of the New Hampshire primaries isn't related to Trump or Bernie, though. No, no. The coveted prize of "Most Remarkable Primary Showing" rests with GOP Candidate and lesser known Gilmore Girl, Jim Gilmore, who received damn near zero percent of the vote. Even Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee, and Rick Santorum, all of whom have already dropped out of the race, received more votes than Jim. Unfortunately for the Former Virginia Governor, he's already paid the $40,000 to get his name on the ballot in South Carolina, so the Gilmore train still chugs along. It can only go up from here Jim because you literally cannot receive less than zero percent of the vote in an election. We tip our hats to you, sir, for showing us that no matter how unpopular you are, you can still running a (losing) presidential campaign.

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