Soft-Core Porn Loves Ted Cruz
- Feb 12, 2016
- 1 min read
via The Resurgent
Your computer- The 2016 Presidential Election has been amazing so far. Just a real spectacle of nonsense. From the victory of The Don in New Hampshire, to the "pyramids were grain silos" and "I tried to stab a kid" stories by Ben Carson, and now finally to a soft-core porn star's, named Amy Lindsay, support for Ted Cruz, this election has it all. This Amy Lindsay story is really next level though. Ted Cruz has hacked into a very specific, oft-neglected group of voters: soft-core porn stars and soft-core porn fans. It could be a crucial demographic. It probably won't be, but who are we to judge. Lindsay's support for Cruz ultimately got her some airtime, as she starred in an ad for the Cruz campaign. Apparently, the Cruz campaign knew about her filmography beforehand and must've said, "Fuck it, we'll do it live." However, after BuzzFeed broke the story that a soft-core porn star was in a Ted Cruz ad, the Cruz campaign quickly distanced itself and tried to deny that they knew about her films. What the Cruz campaign should have done instead of throwing Amy Lindsay under the bus is create a new ad that is a soft-core porno with "Vote Ted Cruz" at the end. Cruz, if he expects to win this race, needs to play to his strengths and utilize all of his resources, porn stars included.
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