Make America Jeb Again
- Feb 17, 2016
- 2 min read
via Twitter (@JebBush)
Twitter- Jeb Bush's presidential campaign has been one of the most confusing and unbearable campaigns to watch this year. It's a lesson in exactly how not to run a campaign. His campaign has been all the more a disappointment because he was supposed to be the golden boy of the GOP in the lead up to the 2016 campaign cycle. However, he has posted dismal results in Iowa and New Hampshire and his funders are taking to the hills. For sure one of the saddest parts of this trainwreck is when he was at a rally in New Hampshire and in an attempt to inspire his supporters said, "I won’t be out here blowharding, talking a big game without backing it up." This somewhat vague promise was received with absolute silence, to which Jeb! responded, "Please clap." Watch the Vine of it here. Those two words in New Hampshire seemed like the lowest Jeb could stoop in order to inspire some passion among his supporters. But fear not, like all things Jeb Bush, he did himself one worse. Yesterday, the Former Florida Governor tweeted a picture of a handgun with his name engraved on it with the caption "America." Ah, yes. The subtlety, the art, the tweet. Nothing says, "Please God I'll do anything to appeal to anybody," like pandering to freedom-loving gun rights advocates. That tweet was so bad that Edward Snowden called for Jeb to delete his account. Fuck, the NRA responded with a picture of the Bill of Rights with the caption "America." It clearly seems like Jeb did not think this one through, at all, kind of like his entire campaign.
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