Lindsey C.K.
- Feb 26, 2016
- 1 min read
via Eye on America
Washington, D.C.- Lindsey Graham is a wonderful southern belle. With his stereotypical white, southern voice, he's really just a goofy guy. We all loved it when he said that if he had to choose between Trump or Cruz for president he said, "It's all like being shot or poisoned. I think you get the same result, whether it's quick or it takes a long time." Plus that whole bit with him destroying his phone after Donald Trump gave his number out was classic Graham. Not to mention his bid for president this year. What a riot! Well Lindsey "Funnyman"Graham is back at it again with his latest riff on Ted Cruz. At the Washington Press Club, the South Carolina Senator was tearing into his GOP colleague, saying that "If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you." Bam wham slam, motherfucker. Someone really needs to greenlight an Everybody Hates Cruz parody of Everybody Hates Chris because literally everybody hates the dude. Graham also threw the gauntlet at child politician Marco Rubio and attempted murderer Ben Carson. Lindsey Graham should really release a comedy album, tour the road, make cameos on various comedy shows. Who knows, he might have a life after politics.
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