The Holiest Instagram

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Instagram- Prepare yourself. The arrival of our Savior is imminent. Look humble. Yes, Pope Francis, the Vicar of Christ and Bishop of Rome, will soon be on Instagram. He'll be uploading pics of him praying alone in his quarters and throwing deuces with some cardinals. Hopefully he'll know how to properly edit photos, so we won't be getting any over-sharpened, blurry ass photos. Maybe he'll be using #NoFilter on all of his pictures. However, the Pope is a humble man, so we seriously doubt he'd be using the biggest humble-brag of them all. Well we'll find out on Saturday, when he officially launches his profile, titled "Franciscus". Why is it "an event" when the Pope decides to get a social media profile but just another day when I got an Instagram? Frank's announcement comes just days after the leader of the Catholic Church met with the CEO of Instagram. You definitely know how old Pope Francis is because he had to straight up call the CEO of Instagram to help him set up his account. One can only imagine what that phone call must have been like. "Hey [CEO of Instagram] Kevin Systrom, I'm thinking about setting up an Insta account in order to better reach my brothers and sisters in Christ....but I have no idea how to make this thing. Can you fly over to Vatican City and help me set this up? I won't take no for an answer....Alright...I'll see you tomorrow." Classic old-person-using-technology move.

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