"Tiny Leprechaun Bones Hot Blonde"

Pornhub- Let's preface this story by saying one thing: Y'all are some fucked up weirdos. Alright, now that we got that out of the way, let's get to the story. Pornhub, the popular pornography website, released figures today that showed an 8,000% increase in searches for "Leprechaun porn" on St. Patrick's Day. There were also giant increases in the amount of searches related to the Irish ("irish anal," "irish cougar," etc.). What the fuck is the matter with all of you people. Whatever happened to the innocent days of....oh wait...I guess porn has really never been that innocent. These figures really show us how mindful porn viewers are, willing to get in the spirit of the season by albeit odd means. It would be interesting to see what the usual viewership numbers of "Leprechaun porn" are, but maybe we just shouldn't ever know because if the viewership is more than 0, then we should be seriously concerned.

St. Patrick's Day isn't the only time people look up relevant porn. On Christmas, people often search for "Santa porn." And while it may be confusing to some of us, who adore Kris Kringle, who are we to judge? Whatever you do, Pornhub, please don't release any figures for Mother's Day, Arbor Day, or Columbus Day because we fear that we would have to tear our eyeballs out if we saw those figures.

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