Rim: 1, Melo: 0
Portland, OR- Carmelo Anthony, one of the league's best players, the staple of the New York Knicks, got his ass handed to him last night...
A Mime Breaks His Silence
via Breaking Brown Washington, D.C.- RUN, EVERYBODY, RUN. THE END APPROACHES! SUPREME COURT JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS FINALLY SAID...
The Weekend Obituary
6 Feet Under- After a particularly gruesome weekend, we here at Hey! News find it our responsibility to celebrate the lives of the...
Lindsey C.K.
via Eye on America Washington, D.C.- Lindsey Graham is a wonderful southern belle. With his stereotypical white, southern voice, he's...
Trump Supporters to Lincoln: "Fuck You"
via Addicted2Success The Campaign Trail- The Emancipation Proclamation, such an important document in the history of the United States,...
The Death of the "Like"
via Shemazing! Silicon Valley, California- Remember yesterday, how simple it seems? Like a faint memory. When all there was on Facebook...
"Damn, Daniel, With the SWAT Team"
via the Daily Gazette (Peter R. Barber) Riverside, California- The recently popular "Damn, Daniel" meme has turned slightly dark. Very...
The Weekend Obituary
6 Feet Under- Another weekend passes and with it so do the lives of many living and inanimate things. This Monday, we mourn the losses of...
Harper Lee, Dead at 89
via Getty Images (Donald Uhrbrock/ The LIFE Images Collection) 6 Feet Under- Today, the literary world lost an icon: Harper Lee, author...
The Smack Down of the Century
via Flickr (Mike Kalasnik, Michael Vadon, and Catholic United Financial) 30,000 Feet in the Air- While on his flight back to the Holy See...
